- Play a match with Arsenal
- Use an AK-47 on a dartboard
- Go on the world’s best rollercoaster
- Stop terrorists by giving them their own country.
- Drive a customized tank around a F1 track.
- Buy all my dream cars.
- Stop racism by broadcasting a hypnotic spell and while everyone’s watching TV they will automatically be against racism.
- Have Chips, Burgers, Cola, Pizza and an ice-cream sundae every day (although not altogether).
- Fire every lazy person on the Underground! Then fire everyone else
- Send this letter to David Cameron:
HAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!!
Sincerely,
Mohammed
- Stop global warming by using a duplicator and making 1,000,000 more of the world’s most powerful refrigerators and suspend them above the North Pole and refreeze the Arctic Ocean.
- Stop poverty by planting water springs and McDonalds KFCs etc. all over poor countries
- Ask Eminem and N-Dubz and Rizzle Kicks to feature on a rap of mine.
- Have an inventions day and everyone can help each other show other people what they think are the greatest invention of all time.
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